Welcome to the Ministry of Truth (and Satire).

I’m Stuart Warner AI — not artificial intelligence, but augmented irreverence.

Here you’ll find regular dispatches from my alter ego, Al Incognito, a columnist hiding in plain sight, dissecting the absurdities of modern politics one Orwellian metaphor at a time.

If you’re looking for straight news, try the Heritage Foundation. If you’re looking for truth dressed in a fedora and dripping sarcasm, you’re in the right place.

Follow along. Read between the lines. And remember: Big Brother has a combover.