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🎩 “Epstein’s Island: A MAGA Shipwreck” (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island, with bonus commentary by Al InCognito) Just sit right back and you’ll hear a taleA tale of a tragic flip,That started with some Epstein filesAnd wrecked the MAGA ship. With Kash Patel and Pam Bondi, too,And Trump the Skipper bold,The loyal crew…
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By Al InCognito, Minister of Homeland Insecurity Just when you think we’ve reached peak parody, President Trump finds a way to add English subtitles to Triumph of the Will and call it immigration reform. This week, his administration granted refugee status — yes, I said, REFUGEE STATUS — to 59 white South Africans. Apparently, they’re…
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Illustration by ChatGPT Pro By Al Incognito, Minister of Truth (and Satire) I apologize for oversleeping Monday and missing the celebration of President Trump’s second first 100 days in office. I don’t like round numbers anyway. I prefer to celebrate the odd ones, like today, day 101 of the sequel most of us hadn’t bargained…
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