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We need something to make us happy right now so I asked my digital pal Wired Al if we could collaborate on song that could get us tapping our toes. When oil starts moving and explanations start dancing, it’s usually time to listen to the music. This week’s melody comes courtesy of calypso, a genre…
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By Stuart Warner and Al InCognito Donald Trump packed a whole news cycle’s worth of contempt into 48 hours this week. At a Bloomberg reporter questioning him about the Epstein files, he squealed: “Quiet. Quiet, piggy.” At ABC’s Mary Bruce, who asked the Saudi crown prince about Jamal Khashoggi’s bonesaw murder, he fumed that she’d…
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Melania’s gone missing, the plaster’s flying, and Rudy’s toupee never stood a chance. By Al InCogito and Stuart Warner WASHINGTON — The last time “Ballroom Blitz” blasted across America, Nixon was in the White House and polyester was a political statement. Now the song’s back — only this time, the ballroom’s real and the blitz…
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· By Stuart Warner and Al InCognito The news sounds more like a carnival these days, so with apologies to Neil Diamond,’s “Brother Love’s Travelin’ Salvation Show,” let’s all sing along to … Dr. Trump’s Travelin’ Epstein Sideshow Hot September night, the lights hanging down,Reporters all circling, like dogs for a treat. The Big Top…
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By Stuart Warner & Al InCognito We may not agree on how to pronounce Ghislaine Maxwell, but we can agree that America needs jobs. Still, we’re not entirely sure we’re on board with President Trump’s latest plan to boost his employment numbers and stimulate the economy: Work release for child molesters. You were probably as…
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🎩 “Epstein’s Island: A MAGA Shipwreck” (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island, with bonus commentary by Al InCognito) Just sit right back and you’ll hear a taleA tale of a tragic flip,That started with some Epstein filesAnd wrecked the MAGA ship. With Kash Patel and Pam Bondi, too,And Trump the Skipper bold,The loyal crew…
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By Al InCognito/Counselor to the Weird This picture was worth 1,000 words … or at least enough for an Al InCognito column: Three kids — two boys and a girl, ages 9 to 12 — zip-tied outside a courthouse in San Antonio. Their wrists bound like they’d stole state secrets, not shown up for a…
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By Al InCognito, Minister of Homeland Insecurity Just when you think we’ve reached peak parody, President Trump finds a way to add English subtitles to Triumph of the Will and call it immigration reform. This week, his administration granted refugee status — yes, I said, REFUGEE STATUS — to 59 white South Africans. Apparently, they’re…
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Illustration by ChatGPT Pro By Al InCognito, Minister of Truth (and Satire) So it’s official: Donald J. Trump will celebrate his 79th birthday with a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue – because nothing says “mentally fit for office” like spending $100 million on tanks, flyovers and Bible twirlers while half the country eats ramen with…
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Illustration by ChatGPT Pro By Al Incognito, Minister of Truth (and Satire) I apologize for oversleeping Monday and missing the celebration of President Trump’s second first 100 days in office. I don’t like round numbers anyway. I prefer to celebrate the odd ones, like today, day 101 of the sequel most of us hadn’t bargained…
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