immigration
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By Al InCognito/Counselor to the Weird This picture was worth 1,000 words … or at least enough for an Al InCognito column: Three kids — two boys and a girl, ages 9 to 12 — zip-tied outside a courthouse in San Antonio. Their wrists bound like they’d stole state secrets, not shown up for a…
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By Al InCognito, Minister of Homeland Insecurity Just when you think we’ve reached peak parody, President Trump finds a way to add English subtitles to Triumph of the Will and call it immigration reform. This week, his administration granted refugee status — yes, I said, REFUGEE STATUS — to 59 white South Africans. Apparently, they’re…
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Actions taken by the Trump administration in 2025 and the policy recommendations outlined in Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, compiled by ChatGPT using “All of the Trump Administration’s Major Moves” and “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership,” a 900-page document compiled by dozens of Trump loyalists through the Heritage Foundation. 1. Federal Workforce Reduction 2. Restructuring…
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(This is the sixth in a series of AI-generated analyses of the right-wing manifesto “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, the Conservative Promise.“) “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership” proposes significant reforms to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), with a particular focus on immigration enforcement. The proposal suggests breaking up DHS or merging core immigration agencies…
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