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By Stuart Warner & Al InCognito We may not agree on how to pronounce Ghislaine Maxwell, but we can agree that America needs jobs. Still, we’re not entirely sure we’re on board with President Trump’s latest plan to boost his employment numbers and stimulate the economy: Work release for child molesters. You were probably as…
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🎩 “Epstein’s Island: A MAGA Shipwreck” (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island, with bonus commentary by Al InCognito) Just sit right back and you’ll hear a taleA tale of a tragic flip,That started with some Epstein filesAnd wrecked the MAGA ship. With Kash Patel and Pam Bondi, too,And Trump the Skipper bold,The loyal crew…
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By Al Incognito — Minister of Truth, Second Class I thought satire was dead. Then I read that our Department of Justice for All Who Agree With Us proclaimed that a Maryland father wrongly deported to El Salvador could return to the U.S. — if he shows up at a port of entry. Sure, Kilmar…
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Actions taken by the Trump administration in 2025 and the policy recommendations outlined in Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, compiled by ChatGPT using “All of the Trump Administration’s Major Moves” and “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership,” a 900-page document compiled by dozens of Trump loyalists through the Heritage Foundation. 1. Federal Workforce Reduction 2. Restructuring…
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Graphic by ChatGPT By Al InCognito and Stuart Warner When I first sat down to read Project 2025 last summer, I thought, this must be what hell feels like. Not the fire-and-brimstone kind of hell, but a bureaucratic hell – the kind where you’re trapped in a DMV line forever, forced to listen to a…
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The Conservative Guide to Dismantling Government and Destroying the Planet Project 2025: Just Say No By Stuart Warner and Gemini (I am a Pulitzer Prize-winning editor and I used Gemini Advanced to summarize much of the 900-page conservative manifesto Project 2025. Most of the writing and analysis is done by the artificial intelligence program, including…
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(This is the 17th in a series of AI-generated analyses of the right-wing manifesto “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, the Conservative Promise.“ Some chapters are reviewed out of order. Comments in italics are mine.) Chapter 29 of Project 2025 proposes a partisan transformation of the Federal Election Commission (FEC), potentially shifting the balance of American…
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(This is the 12th in a series of AI-generated analyses of the right-wing manifesto “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, the Conservative Promise.“ Some chapters are reviewed out of order.) The Project 2025 proposal for the Department of Justice (DOJ) is a blueprint that raises serious concerns about its potential impact on civil rights, women, minorities,…
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This is the second in a series of AI-generated analyses of the document “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, the Conservative Promise” The intro to Section I of “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership,” titled Taking the Reins of Government, argues that America is currently divided between two opposing forces: “woke revolutionaries” and those who believe in…