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By Al InCognito, Minister of Truth (and Satire) The latest episode of the Trump Terrors involves a government whistleblower named Daniel Berulis, an IT staffer at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB). According to Trump’s least favorite Rhodes Scholar, Rachel Maddow, and the likely soon-to-be-banned news service Reuters, Berulis says he has evidence that Elon…
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By Al Incognito — Minister of Truth, Second Class I thought satire was dead. Then I read that our Department of Justice for All Who Agree With Us proclaimed that a Maryland father wrongly deported to El Salvador could return to the U.S. — if he shows up at a port of entry. Sure, Kilmar…
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By 1967, Jock Sutherland had established himself as one of Kentucky’s most successful high school basketball coach. It was time to return to his alma mater, Lafayette High, as head coach. And he soon found two talented kids on the playground at Southland Park, Gary Waddell and Greg Austin. This is an excerpt from JOCK:…
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Criminal protesters on the left, freedom fighters on the right (always on the right) By Al Incognito (and ChatGPT) In his previous life, President Donald Trump was a developer, constructing tall buildings that drove him into bankruptcy. Now he’s bringing his talents to renovating the First Amendment. Not a minor remake, mind you. No new…
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Actions taken by the Trump administration in 2025 and the policy recommendations outlined in Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, compiled by ChatGPT using “All of the Trump Administration’s Major Moves” and “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership,” a 900-page document compiled by dozens of Trump loyalists through the Heritage Foundation. 1. Federal Workforce Reduction 2. Restructuring…
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Graphic by ChatGPT By Al InCognito and Stuart Warner When I first sat down to read Project 2025 last summer, I thought, this must be what hell feels like. Not the fire-and-brimstone kind of hell, but a bureaucratic hell – the kind where you’re trapped in a DMV line forever, forced to listen to a…
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The Conservative Guide to Dismantling Government and Destroying the Planet Project 2025: Just Say No By Stuart Warner and Gemini (I am a Pulitzer Prize-winning editor and I used Gemini Advanced to summarize much of the 900-page conservative manifesto Project 2025. Most of the writing and analysis is done by the artificial intelligence program, including…
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An actual conversation with Gemini Advanced: I am a writing coach and I’m trying to learn how to use you as an AI writing tool to help writers. I’m scheduled to speak to a college class about the process in December. I am curious, when I have put prompts in this thread, you have been…
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I have been using Advanced Gemini to summarize the dense chapters of the conservative manifesto title “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership.” Tuesday, after Gemini wrote the final chapter of our work, I asked them to write a better lead on the story. This is the conversation the followed: Human: Gemini, thinking like a newspaper editor,…
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