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By Stuart Warner & Al InCognito We may not agree on how to pronounce Ghislaine Maxwell, but we can agree that America needs jobs. Still, we’re not entirely sure we’re on board with President Trump’s latest plan to boost his employment numbers and stimulate the economy: Work release for child molesters. You were probably as…
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🎩 “Epstein’s Island: A MAGA Shipwreck” (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island, with bonus commentary by Al InCognito) Just sit right back and you’ll hear a taleA tale of a tragic flip,That started with some Epstein filesAnd wrecked the MAGA ship. With Kash Patel and Pam Bondi, too,And Trump the Skipper bold,The loyal crew…
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by Al InCognito Ah, Senator Lisa Murkowski. We thought you were a work of art. Turns out you’re just a piece of … work. Murkowski, from the great and ghostly state of Alaska, has built a career on being the Republican who almost says no. She agonizes. She winces. She sometimes even sighs. And then…
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By Al InCognito/Counselor to the Weird This picture was worth 1,000 words … or at least enough for an Al InCognito column: Three kids — two boys and a girl, ages 9 to 12 — zip-tied outside a courthouse in San Antonio. Their wrists bound like they’d stole state secrets, not shown up for a…
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By 1967, Jock Sutherland had established himself as one of Kentucky’s most successful high school basketball coach. It was time to return to his alma mater, Lafayette High, as head coach. And he soon found two talented kids on the playground at Southland Park, Gary Waddell and Greg Austin. This is an excerpt from JOCK:…
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Criminal protesters on the left, freedom fighters on the right (always on the right) By Al Incognito (and ChatGPT) In his previous life, President Donald Trump was a developer, constructing tall buildings that drove him into bankruptcy. Now he’s bringing his talents to renovating the First Amendment. Not a minor remake, mind you. No new…
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Actions taken by the Trump administration in 2025 and the policy recommendations outlined in Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership, compiled by ChatGPT using “All of the Trump Administration’s Major Moves” and “Project 2025: Mandate for Leadership,” a 900-page document compiled by dozens of Trump loyalists through the Heritage Foundation. 1. Federal Workforce Reduction 2. Restructuring…
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Graphic by ChatGPT By Al InCognito and Stuart Warner When I first sat down to read Project 2025 last summer, I thought, this must be what hell feels like. Not the fire-and-brimstone kind of hell, but a bureaucratic hell – the kind where you’re trapped in a DMV line forever, forced to listen to a…
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The Conservative Guide to Dismantling Government and Destroying the Planet Project 2025: Just Say No By Stuart Warner and Gemini (I am a Pulitzer Prize-winning editor and I used Gemini Advanced to summarize much of the 900-page conservative manifesto Project 2025. Most of the writing and analysis is done by the artificial intelligence program, including…
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